Writers Funny Quote

[Cri8Eve]

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
Tom Clancy

"I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it."
William Faulkner

"I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87."
Steve Martin

"I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know."
Mel Brooks

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."
Robert Benchley

"A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction."
William Faulkner

"The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps."
Robert Benchley

[Cri8Eve]

"Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn."
Madonna

"All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others."
Henry Youngman

"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'."
Rita Rudner

"This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'
I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'"
Judy Tenuta

"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."
Jean Kerr

"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison."
Tim Allen

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