hEY :D

Your mama is so fat, when she got cut, gravy came out.
Your mama is so small, she can handglide w/ a dorito.
Your mama is so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Your mama's teeth are so crusty, they look like dice.
Your mama is so fat, people run around her for exersice.
lol...
those are just a few.. :lol: