What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak

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What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage?
A croaking device!

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What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?
The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.

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Why did the frog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.

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How come the frog didn't get to be the Easter Bunny?
Slippery hands...they were afraid he'd drop the eggs!

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Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !

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What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
The one who drinks Canada Dry!

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What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do you get if you add milk?
Frog nog!
What happens if you drink frog nog?
You Croak!

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What do ya call a frog's favorite soda?
Croaka-Cola!

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Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog?
To pick the flies out from between his teeth!

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"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
-"No!... I always walk this way!"

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"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
-"Yes Sir!"
"Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!"

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How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!

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What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!

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What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."

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What has more lives that a cat?
A frog that goes croak every night.

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Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.

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Why are frogs such liars?
Because they are amFIBians.

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How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears?
They don't move when a car is coming toward them.

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What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke?
It started to croak up!

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Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!