Saxophone Jokes
How many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?

Lawn mowers sound better in small ensembles.
You can tune a lawnmower.
The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawnmower and don't return it.
The grip.