Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.



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Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.



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Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.



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Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: The door won't close.



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Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?
A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.



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Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.



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Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A: Wet.



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Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?
A: One by one.



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Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.



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Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard?
A: No, of course not.