Q: How do you get 8(!) elephants in a fridge?
A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge, A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's!



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Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?
A: Open door, get two VW's out, put Tarzan in, close door.



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Q: How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge?
A: You can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO



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Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
A: You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan!



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Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
A: The fridge isn't large enough to hold them all.



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Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?
A: Depends on the number of elephants.



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Q: What did the fifth elephant in the VW discover?
A: The sun roof.



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Q: The Lion (king of the animals) gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?
A: They were stuck in the VW.



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Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW?
A: None, the elephants are in there!



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Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!