Animal Jokes....... {CLEAN}

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
He just beetled off!

What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
A pool table?

What lives in gum trees?
Stick insects!

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How do we know that insects are so clever?
Because they always know when your eating outside!

What is the insect's favorite game?
Cricket!

Mosquit Jokes

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
You slap him and he slaps you back!

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What is the most religious insect?
A mosque-ito!

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
A morese-quito!

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito!

What has antlers and sucks blood?
A moose-quito!

What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
Skin-diving!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
A mosquito drops off you when you die!

Why are mosquitos religious?
They prey on you!

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve his bite!

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Moth Jokes

How do you make a butterfly?
Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

What is a myth?
A female moth!

What insect lives on nothing?
A moth, because it eats holes

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How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
Because rolling stones gather no moths!

What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics!

What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth!

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see the floor show!

What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?
A killer butterfly!

Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything!

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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Mouse Jokes

What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?
Mice Krispies!

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!

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What is a mouse's favorite record?
'Please cheese me'!

What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!

What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes!