Kid Jokes........{ Clean & Cute }

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Gherkin
Relatives of a Gher

Gladiator
How a monster felt after lunch

Goal Mouth
Someone shouting from behind the nets

Goblet
A small turkey

Gondolier
When you've wiped the grin off your face

Gossip
Letting the chat out of the bag

Granary
A home for grannies

Green Belt
Something which holds your pants up with recycled materials

Gripe Water
The sort of rain that make people complain

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Crazy Definitions : H

Hacking Jacket
Coat worn for cutting hedges and trees

Hackneyed
The opposite of knock-kneed

Haggis
Medicine for rabbits

Hair Restorer
Vet

Hair Tonic
Medicine for rabbits

Harvest
What farmers wear to cut corn

Hatch Back
Car boot full of eggs

Hatchet
What a hen does to an egg

Hatless
The strong man who carried the world on his shoulders

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Honeycomb
What bees use to style their hair

Hoodwink
What Robin Hood did to Maid Marian

Hoot Owl
Bird that doesn't care about anything

Hopscotch
Sword dance in bare feet

Hospitals
Places where people who are run down wind up

Hug
A roundabout way of expressing affection

Humbug
A musical insect

Hyacinth
What you say when you first meet Lady Cynthia

Hypochondriac
A person with an infinite capacity for faking pains

Hypocrite
A man who sets a good example when other people are watching

Hysterical
Funny version of History

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Crazy Definitions

Ice Cap
What your knee is when you fall on it when ice-skating

Ice Cream
But only when I'm frightened

Iceberg
A kind of permanent wave

Iced Lolly
Eskimo money

Ice
Skid stuff

Icicle
An eavesdropper

Identical
Twins who laugh at the same time when you tickle them

Idolise
Lazy eyeballs

Igloo
An icicle made for two

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Ignorance
when you don't know something and somebody finds out

Illegal
A sick bird of prey

Illiteracy
Disease caught from books

Impale
White-faced Red Indian

Impassable
A slippery football

Impeccable
Hidden away from birds

Impediment
Broken bicycle

Impersonate
Cannibals dinner guest

Impious
A religous elf

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Improvement
A guest who is always welcome to stay, as in 'There's always room for improvement'

Income
You try to make it first, then you try to make it last

Incongrous
Where American laws are made

Indistinct
Where the dirty dishes go

Information
How planes fly at an air show

Inkling
A very small pen

Intense
A camping holiday

Introduce
Orange drink served at start of match

Irony
The instrument used for pressing clothes on an ironing board

Italic
Italian smart alec

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Jackdaw
Lift a car up by the door handle

Jam Packed
A car full of strawberry jam

Jargon
A missing jar of strawberry jam

Jaywalking
A hobby that gives you that run-down feeling

Jelly Beans
What jelly babies have on toast

Jitterbug
Tense insect

Joan of Arc
Noah's mum

Jodhpurs
The noise made by two happy cats

Joint Account
The bank where Frankenstein keeps all his spare parts

Joke
Something not everybody gets

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Juggernaut
Empty jug

Jugular
Shaped like a Grecian urn

Jump
The last words in aeroplanes

Crazy Definitions : K

Karate
Self defence for mice

Kenya
Can you ?

Kerb Drill
Machine used for making holes in pavement

Kerchief
King of all the hankies

Kettle Drum
What musicians make tea in

Kidnap
Sleeping baby

Kidney
The knee of a baby goat

Kilocycle
Really hard bike to ride

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Kindred
A fear of being visited by relatives

Kipper
Fish that is always asleep

Knob
A thing to adore

Korma
What you end up in if someone drops a pan of curry on your head

Crazy Definitons : L

Labrador
Large cat-flap for dogs

Lady-In-Waiting
Woman in queue outside loo

Lapdog
Greyhound used in racing

Last Minute
Longest 60 seconds of the whole school day

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Lattice
A green window much liked by rabbits

Laughing Stock
Funny Oxo cube

Launch Pad
Throw notebook at someone

Laundry
A place where clothes are mangled

Lazy Bones
Idle skeleton

Lemon Squash
When an elephant sits down in a greengrocers

Leopard
A dotted lion, as in 'to open this packet tear along the dotted line'

Lettuce Salad
Correspondence you can ear

Lie Detector
Head Teacher