>Condom says to Kotex, "When you work, I lose seven days of business."
>Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine
>months!"
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>A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your
>tits on your back?"
>The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a d*** on
>his face!"
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>A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her
>apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"
>So he ran off with the TV and VCD...
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>Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
>Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE
>every morning!"
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>A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and
>blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of the
>baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")
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>A lady visited her doctor one morning.
>Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3
>times a day as I advised?
>Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
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>Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
>When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid replied:
>"MASTURBATING."(master bathing)
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