Pizzicato
Pizza for cats

Plasma
Mum made by a plastic surgeon

Plus Fours
Trousers worn by maths teachers

Pofaced
The way you are supposed to look reading serious poetry

Politics
A parrot that's swallowed a watch

Pole Vault
Where the expensive poles are locked away

Polygamist
A parrot with more than one wife

Polygon
A dead parrot

Polystyrene
Plastic parrot

Pontoon
Song sung by card players

Populace
Frilly material that people like