What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!

What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!