Why does Christmas always come when the shops are so busy ?
Latin is the language of the dead.
Everybody hates graffitilists. I hate everyone - graffitiists.
Keep the US tidy, post your garbage abroad.
Do unto others before they have a chance to do it unto you.
Don't get angry, get even.
Stop a head cold going to your chest, tie a knot in your neck.
Modern music isn't as bad as it sounds.
I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not.
The best way to talk to a lion is by long distance telephone. Sorry, lion's busy.