Q. What looks like half an apple?
A. The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Dinner.

Q. What gets wet with drying?
A. A towel.

Q.. What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A: Because it has its own scales.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid

Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me. (This is an old 1)

Q: Now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
A: I punched Nag. (This is a new 1, ain't it?)

Q: Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
A: Chin-1 & Chin-3 (maaf, this was the worst)