This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left thigh.

He had seen weirder, so he didn't think too much about it.

Then she wanted a Santa tattooed on the upper most inner side of her right thigh.

After he finished the last tattoo, he just couldn't help asking her, "Why the turkey and Santa?"

She replied, "I'm tired of my husband complaining that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"