Once there was this guy from Texas who took a vacation to Los Angeles. While there, he met up with a hooker.

He got down & dirty with her.

Afterwards, the hooker said: "$100 dollars."

The guy said: "No, here is $200."

Hooker responded: "You're so kind."

Some days pass, and the guy met up with the same hooker again and had sex again.

Hooker asked for $100, but the guy again says: "No, here's $200."

Hooker says: "You're so kind."

More days pass, and the guy met up with the hooker one last time to have sex.

Hooker says: "$100, please."

The guy slaps her and hands her $200.

Hooker says: "Man, you're so kind. Where are you from?"

Guy says: "I'm from Texas."

The hooker says: "I am from there too."

The guy says: "I know, your mom sent me to give you $600."