This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me, I just can't stop having sex!"

"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks?

"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife”

“ TWICE a day", he answers back. "That's not so much", says the doctor.

"Yes, but that’s not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary”.

“TWICE a day!!! Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.

"Yes, but that’s not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute”.

"Well, that's definitely too much", says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand."

"I do", says the man. "Twice a day."