FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.


NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually
end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"
means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she
is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
Just say you're welcome.

Oh, and before we forget...



WHATEVER
...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!