A guy goes to the doctor and say’s " Doc my pecker has turned orange."

The doctor takes a look and say’s "I've never seen anything like this before. We'll have to run some tests to see if you have been poisoned or something. Where do you work, is it a chemical plant?"

The guy answers "No. As a matter of fact I've been out of work for a couple of months now and I've just been sitting around the house watching pornos and eating cheetos."