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  1. 10-12-2005, 08:23 AM #21
    Satitay
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    Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot. The horrified nurse said, 'Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?'

    The lady said, 'My phone doesn't have an eleven.'
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  2. 10-12-2005, 08:23 AM #22
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    On Saturday last, I had dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. My fortune read:

    "You will gain admiration from your pears."

    Comice? Bartlett? Canned? I don't grow or eat them, anyway.
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  3. 10-12-2005, 08:24 AM #23
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    LOS ANGELES TIMES, September 14:

    According to a database maintained by Academic Guidance Services, there are 3,000 scholarships earmarked for golf caddies, newspaper carriers, glee clubbers, and band members.

    Juanita College in Pennsylvania gives grants to needy left-handers.

    Parents whose children were born on June 12, 1979 can plan ahead to apply for a scholarship to the Rochester Institute of Technology in honor of the school's 150th anniversary.

    Bucknell University gives grants to students who do not use alcohol, tobacco, or narcotics and don't engage in strenuous activities.

    A judge in Seattle uses the fines he collects from prostitutes to finance scholarships for their reformed sisters who want to return to school.
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  4. 10-14-2005, 06:18 AM #24
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    couple of good one in here ..

    cheers
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  5. 11-07-2005, 05:32 AM #25
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    In Denver, marijuana's been legalized, but it's forbidden by the federal government. i heard a lot of the stuff has truth serum in it. shit if you cant lie, u cant just go kill somebody without going hysterical or suicidal about it. People in denver are living in a comfortable standard of energy. In phoenix arizona, a lot of dickheads will do anything to turn people against each other. Employees blackmail employers. I'm mad that i agreed to a lease here.
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  6. 11-07-2005, 05:33 AM #26
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    what'll get you snatched from reality by a mad pakistani mom of 7? making dead baby jokes
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  7. 11-08-2005, 10:55 AM #27
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    Yay.. Come cool jokes :D

    thx for fun
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