Three Southern Belles
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Once there were three southern belles sipping mint julips on the porch of a house when the subject of gifts came up. The first lady said (in a classic southern drawl), "For our fifth anniversary my husband and I toured Europe for a month." The third lady said "Well aint that nice" and the first said

"Yes it was."

Said the second lady, "For my tenth anniversary, my husband bought me this here fine plantation." And the third lady said, "Well aint that nice."

"Yes it was" said the second lady.

Now the third commented, "For my last anniversary, my husband sent me to the finest finishing school in South Carolina."

"Whatever did they teach you in finishing school?" asked the other two.

"Well," said the third, "the most important thing I learned in finishing school was that whenever I felt like saying 'fuck you bitch', I should say 'Well aint that nice!'"