Cuckoo Clock
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The other night Rodney was invited out for a night with "the boys". Rodney told Cathy that he would be home by midnight...he promised!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, Rodney headed for home. Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, he realized Cathy would probably wake up, so he cuckooed another 9 times.

Rodney was really proud of himself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict with the wife.

The next morning Cathy asked him what time he got in, and when he told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!, Rodney thought to himself.

Cathy then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock. When he asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then let out a big fart and giggled some more.