A man went into the doctor's office and had a full exam. Ten minutes after the exam the doctor returned and said, "Mr. Johnson, I have some good news and some bad news." The patient said, "Give me the bad news first, Doc." The doctor said, " Well, you've got a rare cancer and you have three weeks to live." The patient replied, " Well, Doc, that was kind of harsh, but what's the good news?" "Well Mr. Johnson, do you see that good-looking nurse over there?" the doctor said. "I'm sleeping with her."