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Thread: Good Thesis

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    Default Good Thesis

    It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

    Fox: "What are you working on?"
    Rabbit: "My thesis."

    Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
    Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat
    foxes."

    Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits
    don't eat foxes!"
    Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"

    They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.

    Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

    Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
    Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
    wolves."

    Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish
    published, do you?"

    Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

    The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by
    himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

    Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you
    doing?

    Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
    bears."

    Bear: "Well that's absurd! "

    Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"

    Scene: As they enter the! Burrow, the rabbit
    introduces the bear to the
    lion.

    Moral:
    IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.

    Management Lesson;

    In the context of the working world:

    IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT...

  2. #2
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    huh
    cooooooooooooool man

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    That was simply superb,Ogi. A nice story with a good moral.

    I liked the story very much,ogi.

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