Santa Claus
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Santa comes down the chimney and a beautiful women is standing there in her robe. She says, "Come on Santa, wanna fool around?"

But he says, "Ho ho ho, Santas gotta go, got toys to deliver."

So the women takes off her robe and has her bra and underwear, and she says, "Oh, come on Santa, I really need this."

But he says, "Ho ho ho, Santas gotta go, got toys to deliver."

So the women takes off everything and lies completly naked on the couch with her legs spread, and says, "Pretty please, I'll let you stick it any where."

Then Santa says, "Hey hey hey, Santas gonna stay, because I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way."