Little Red Riding Hood
adult

Little Red Riding Hood decides to visit grandma late one evening. Her mother stops her and says, "No dear, it's too late. The big bad wolf will be in the woods, and you know what will happen -- he'll lift your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your little red socks off."

Little Red Riding Hood pulls a shotgun from under her skirt and says, "Don't worry, I'm ready for him." So off she goes.

Along the way she meets the Three Little Pigs. They tell her she should go back home, because the Big Bad Wolf is in the woods, and if the Big Bad Wolf catches her he'll lift her little red skirt, pull down her little red panties, and fuck her little red socks off. So she shows them the shotgun and continues.

Soon, out jumps the Big Bad Wolf. He says, "I'm the Big Bad Wolf, and I'm going to lift your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your little red socks off."

Little Red whips out the shotgun and aims it at him. She lies down on her back, pulls down her panties, spreads her legs and says, "No you're not, you're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"