Number Three
adult

A young girl, about 14-15 is sitting in school one afternoon. She puts her hand up to get the teachers attention. Finally the teacher asks her what her problem is. She tells the teacher she has to go to the bathroom.

The teacher tells the young girl that this is a very important lesson, and that she will have to wait until break to go.

After a few minutes, the young girl raises her hand again, this time, acting much more urgent about the situation. Again, the teacher puts her off...

About three minutes later, the young girl stand up in the middle of the lesson, and walks towards the door. The teacher stops in the middle of a sentence, and asks the girl what she thought she was doing.

The girl said "You don't understand, I HAVE to go NUMBER THREE!".

The teacher...quite confused, asks the girl, what number three was.

The girl looks at the teacher and says "Duh....... miscarriage!"