Various Types of Penises
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The Excedrin Penis: It's thhhhhiiiiiisssss big.

The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything.

The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.

The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up!!

The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it...

The Tootsie Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...???

The M&M's Penis: Melts in your mouth--- not in your hands.

The Frosted Flakes Penis: They're Grrrrrrrrrreaaaaat!!

The Lucky Charms Penis: They're magically delicious!

The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going...

The Cambells Soup Penis: Mmm Mmm Good!

The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved...

The McDonalds Penis: Over 8 billion served

The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?

The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest

The All State Penis: You're in good hands...

The 7-up Penis: The UN-penis

The Nike Penis: Just do it...

The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.

The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy =)

The Nintendo Penis: Now you're playing with POWER

The Robitussin Penis: Used by nine out of ten moms

The Crest Penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.

The Starburst penis: The juice is loose

The Toyota Penis: I love what you do for me

The Timex Penis: Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!

The Army Penis: Be all that you can be

The Milk Penis: It does a body gooood...

The Flinstones' Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing

The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?!?!?

The Folger's Penis: The best part of waking up is Penis in your cup.

The Lays Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.

The Diet Coke Penis: Just for the taste of it...

The Big Red Penis: It's longer with Big Red.

The Robitussin Penis II: It's recommended by Dr. Mom.

The Little Caesar's Penis: Penis!! Penis!!

The Generic Penis: One size fits all

The Domino's Pizza Penis: delivers in 30 minutes or less

The Extra Penis: lasts an extra extra extra long time!

The Charmin Penis: Don't squeeze the Penis!

The Gilette Penis: The best a man can get

The virginia slims penis: You've come a long way, baby!

The Coca Cola Penis: You've got the right one baby, Uh HUH!

The AT&T Penis: Reach out and touch someone

The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balenced for a woman.

The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop

The Heinz Penis: Good things come to those who wait...

The Reese's Penis: How do you eat yours?

The Star Wars Penis: Use the force, Luke!

The Star Trek Penis: To boldly go where no man has gone before

The Windows 95 penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash

The Janet Jackson Penis: what have you done for me lately???

The Chevy Truck Penis: Like a rock!

The Ford Penis: Built Ford Tough.

The Butterfinger Penis: Nobody better lay a finger on my penis

The Skittles Penis: taste the penis.