The W.I.F.E
adult

Three guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their profession.

The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE..ya now...Young, Urban, Professional.

The second guys says "I'm a DINK..ya know, Double Income No Kids."

The third guy says "I'm a GUPPIE..ya know... Gay, Urban, Professional."

They asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied.... "I'm a WIFE...ya know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."