Ultimate Thirst
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A man, dying from thirst, is crawling through the desert. He reached a little bar surrounded by cars. He crawls in the front door and over to the bar. He chokes out, "Water!"

The bartender looks disinterestedly at the man. "You got money?"

"No! I need water!"

"Fuck you. No money. No water."

The dying man looks around and spots the spittoon. "Guess I'll have to drink that."

Bartender tells him, "Go 'head. I don't give a shit."

So the parched man starts sucking down the contents of the spittoon.

Customers start to watch the man suck down the green-black contents of the spittoon. They start to retch and then start rushing out the door in droves.

"Hey, hey!" the bartender says, "I'm only kidding, man! Stop drinking that shit!"

But the man won't. He keeps chugging it down.

By now the bartender is in a panic as the place is almost empty. "C'mon, guy, stop drinking that!" The man keeps chugging.

As the last customer departs the bar, the dying man, stops, licks his lips, and wipes his mouth off.

"Hey, asshole, why'd you keep drinking? I told you I was just kidding."

"I couldn't stop," said the guy.

"Why not?"

"Because it was all one long string."