Quicksand
adult

A guy's jogging through the San Francisco park when he veers off the "beaten path" to take a leak. He accidently steps into quicksand and rapidly sinks to his waist. He can't get himself out.

So he calls to another guy who's jogging. "Hey, can you give me a hand?"

The other jogger says, "I'll help you -- for a blow job!"

"Fuck no! Goddamned fags!" The jogger shrugs and goes on his little merry way.

A few moments later, the sinking jogger is still going down, and another male jogger comes up. Again, the man in the quicksand asks for some help. "For a blow job!" the other jogger says.

"Fuck you -- no!! Goddamned fags!"

By this time, he's almost up to his neck in the quicksand. A third male jogger comes by. The man in the quicksand says, "Look, hey, if you help me out of here, sigh, I'll give you a blow-job."

The new jogger walks over. He stops in front of the other guy. Then he takes his foot and puts it on the guy's head and pushes him down under the quicksand. "Goddamned fags."