What's the difference between a lawyer and a flounder? One's a bottom dwelling scum sucker...the other's a fish! + You're in a cage with a real mean bear , a lawyer and a gun with only 2 bullets. What do you do? You shoot the lawyer twice, the bear's the least of your problems. How can you tell the differnce between a lawyer and a skunk lying in the middle of the road? The skunk is the one with the skid marks in front of it!