2 worms crawling through the grass. Male worm says to female worm " how about you and I going back to your place? Female worm says " ok" they get back to her place and the male worm notices that she has on a wedding ring. Male worm says " I'm sorry honey but I don't do this sort of thing with married worms. fermale worm says " don't worry, my husband is not coming home. Male worm says " how do you know that for sure? Female worm says " he got up early this mornin g and went fishing! Man getting ready to celebrate his 100th birthday. All his freinds get together and send him a woman. She knocks at his door and he answers it to find every mans dream girl. She says to him - I'm here to give you supersex. He says to the young lady - thanks for coming over young lady but I think it will have to be the soup!