Is there no one here right now, forget replies, I don't even see views. lol

BTW, please do reply if you like it/hate it or are trying to hack my computer. lol

Didn't I say before, that I'll make up for ratting on us men, well here goes.

Why is our life better than a Woman's life?

**Your ass is never a factor in any interview

**Your orgasams are real, always

**Your last name stays put

**The garage is yours only

**Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow

**Chochlate is just a snack

**You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park

**You can be President

**Foreplay is optional

**mechanics tell you the truth

**You don't feel the urge to stop a friend from getting laid

**The world is your urinal

**Wax never gets within 10 feet of your pubic area

**You don't have to drive to another gas station because this one is just too dirty

**You don't have to schedule sex,vacations, and new outfits around your reproductive system

**Same work...more pay

**Wrinkles add character

**If you retain water, its in a canteen

**People don't glance at your chest while you talk to them

**New shoes don't hurt your feet

**Porn was made with your mind in mind

**Not liking a person doesn't prevent you from having sex with them

**No pantyhose

**One mood all the time


Women

**Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting, this might get men arrested.

**If its not Valentine's day or Flower Day, and you see a man in a flower shop, you can start the conversation by just asking "What did you do?"


**PMS stands for permissiable man slaughter