What can you do at Walmart, when your wife is testing the spending limits of your credit card?


Here are some suggestions:

**Get some boxes of condoms and randomly put it in other people's shopping carts when they are not looking

**Got to the Housewares section and set all the alarm clocks five minutes apart.

**Go up to an employee and in an offical tone say "Code 3, Housewares section" and see what happens

**Take the "Caution- Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area

**Look in the security camera and pick your nose

**While handling guns in the Hunting section, ask for the clerck next to you "Where are the anti-depressants"

**Go into the fitting room and after ten minutes, yell out "There is no toilet paper in here"