Do you want to piss of people or annoy them, well you are in luck, here is your guide.


**Sit in your car with glasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars, see if they slow down

**Page yourself over the intercom, don't disguise your voice

**In the memo section of your all your checks write "For Sexual Favors"

**Don't use an punctuation

**Ask people what sex they are, and then laugh hysterically when they answer.

**Repeat several times that your drive through order is "to go"

**Sing along at the opera

**Put mosquito netting around your work area

**When money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won 3rd time this week"

**When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot yelling "run for your lives, they got loose"