OK, Who Farted?!? Find your true self.
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1. The Vain Person: - One who loves the smell of his own farts.

2. The Amiable Person: - One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.

3. The Proud Person: - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.

4. The Shy Person: - One who releases silent farts and then blushes.

5. The Impudent Person: - One who farts loudly and then laughs.

6. The Scientific Person: - One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.

7. The Unfortunate Person: - One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.

8. The Nervous Person: - One who stops in the middle of a fart.

9. The Honest Person: - One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.

10. The Dishonest Person: - One who farts and then blames the dog.

11. The Foolish Person: - One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

12. The Thrifty Person: - One who always has several farts in reserve.

13. The Antisocial Person: - One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

14. The Strategic Person: - One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.

15. The Sadistic Person: - One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed covers over his bed mates head.

16. The Intellectual Person: - One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.

17. The Athletic Person: - One who farts at the slightest exertion.

18. The Miserable Person: - One who would truly love to but can't fart at all.

19. The Sensitive Person: - One who farts and then bursts into tears.

20. The Bruiser: - One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt checks.

Note: All farts are divided into two groups: yours and somebody else's.