My Oath to You
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When you are sad,.............I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad

When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get

When you are worried,.........I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,........I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

And when you are lost,........I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick.........I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall......I will point and laugh at you.

This is my oath...............I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?..............Because you're my friend. And the whole reason people have friends is to have fun and it's not too much fun being a shining beacon.