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Queen Elizibeth was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry your Ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that at least five times a day , he'll become swollen..he might even die."

"Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical problem existed."

On the same floor, they soon passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex "Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The doctor replied , "Same problem, better health plan."