Confession
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Nuns are admitted to heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.

Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.

"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

"Well, " says the first nun in line "I did once, just touched the tip of a penis with the tip of my finger, you know, just a little touch."

"O.K." says St. Peter,"DIP YOUR FINGER IN THE HOLY WATER and pass on into heaven."

The next nun admits that

"Well yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged and sort of rubbed the penis a bit you know."

"O.K." says St. Peter," RINSE YOUR HANDS IN HOLY WATER and pass on into heaven.

Suddenly, there is some jostling in the line, and one of the nuns is trying to push into the front of the line.

"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.

"Well, St. Peter" says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line. "If I'm going to have to gargle the holy water, I want to do it before Sister Theresa sticks her ass in it!"