Blonde Jokes
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Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A: So when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A space invader.

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third grade.

Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
A: Saliva.