Condoms to Avoid
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Rice Krispie Condoms: Snap, crackle, pop.

McDonald's Condoms: You deserve a break today.

Mounds/Almond Joy Condoms: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Sprite Condoms: Never had it, never will.

In 'n Out Burger Condoms: ('nough said)

Federal Express Condoms: When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight.

Wendy's Condoms: Where's the beef?

Lifesaver Condoms: The one with the hole in the middle.

Jello Condoms: Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle.

Payless Condoms: You could pay more, but why?

Sprint Condoms: A dime a minute.

Hamburger Helper Condoms: When you need a helping hand.

Saturn Condoms: A different kind of condom.

Memorex Condoms: Is it real or is it .....