A man walks up to the White House and shouts to the guard, "I'd like to speak to Bill Clinton, the President."

The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George W. Bush is the President."

After this appens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, "I told you Bill Clinton is no longer the President. George W. Bush is the President of the United States."

The guy says, "I know. I just like hearing it."