1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women
can deliver a baby in
One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman
cannot deliver a baby in
nine months.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman
can deliver nine babies
in one month.

4) Client is one who knows that it takes a man, a
woman & nine months to
deliver a baby, But expects otherwise.

5) Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can
deliver a child whether a
man and woman is available or not.

6) Resource optimisation team thinks I don't want man
or woman, I'll still
produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation team will think I don't care how a
child is delivered, I'll
just document 9 months.

8) QA Auditor is the only person who is never happy
with the PROCESS to
produce baby.