For his 15th birthday, a boy's son gets a duck from his father. His father says "take this and go get a woman." THe boy heads to town and runs into a whore and says "It's my birthday, will you have sex with me for this duck?" THe whore replies, "Well im not too sentimental about birthdays, but i've never owned a duck before!" So they go at it and about 10 minutes later she says "Well kid, you're quite a lay! I'll give you back the duck for another go!" So they go at it again, so later that day, the boy is walking home and the duck wiggles out of his hand and gets hit by a semi truck. THe driver gets out and appologizes then gives the boy $5 to get a new duck. Upon arriving home the father asks, "So how was your day?" The kid replies, "I got a **** for a duck, a duck for a ****, and five bucks for a ****ed up duck."