Nokia joke ( hindi ) and other jokes (A)

[kiransmiles]

The Nokia JokeOnce 4 gujju wives met at a party talking about their husband's new
>>cellular phones....
>>First gujju wife says to others..."Maro pati ne pass mota
>>laura(motorola) che!....
>>Second gujju wife replies.."Aree sirf mota laura thi kya hoga?
>>errection(ERICSSON) chahiye!....
>>So the third gujju wife stepa up & says..."aree mota laura bhi thick
>>hai, errection bhi thick hai, par semen(seimens) nahi to kya
fayda?...
>>And then the fourth said.."Mota laura bhi ho, errecson bhi ho, semens
>>bhi ho, lekin na kiya(nokiya) tho kya fayda??....
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Story with a Moral

>>>>A man, his wife and seven children where waiting for a bus at a
>>>> bus stop. After sometime, a blind man joins them. The bus comes
and the
>>>> conductor said, "Only eight seats vacant". The man quickly tells
his
>>wife
>>>> "you and children get on, myself and the blind man will walk".
>>>>The bus speeds of and both the man and the blind walks.
>>>> The blind man starts taping his stick on the road. To the
tap..tap..
>>>> sound the man gets wild and shouts at the blind, " Idiot,can't
>>>> you put a rubber to the end of the stick to avoid the tap.. tap .."

>>>>The blind man snaps back, "Asshole , if you would have
>>>> put a rubber to the end of your stick we both would have been in
the
>>>> bus".


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salesman

Ek bar ek showroom mein salesman ke liye interview ho rahe the. Ek
ladka
bhi
interview dene ayaa.
ladke ko angrezi aati nahin thi, to usko manager ne reject kar diya.
Ladke
ne
manager se kaha, aapko
sale se matlab hona
chahiye angrezi se kya? aap mujhe chance dein, agar sale badh jaye to
salary
dena nahi to hata dena.
Manager ko baat janch gayi. Ladke ko Naukari par rakh liya gaya.
Phir kya tha, doosare din se hi sale dugani, teesare din tiguni aurr
daily
sale
badne lagi. Showroom
ke malik ko pata laga, usne manager se kaha, is naye ladke se mujhe
milna
hai.
Malik showroom par
aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bech raha tha.
Woh
door
khada
ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa.
ladke ne fishing-rod bech di. customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka
bola
Rs.800/-. yeh kahkar ladke
ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur bola, itne mehange shoes pahankar
fishing
karne
jayenge? ek sport
shoe bhi kharid lijiye, customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye.Ab
ladke
ne
kaha
talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to
theek
rehega,customer ne cap
bhi kharid li. Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar
karna
padega,
kuchch eatables,
wafer , biscuits, bhi le jayiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid liye. Ladka
bola
machli pakdenge to
rakhenge kahan ? yeh ek Rs.100/- ki
basket bhi le lijiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid li. ab total bill bana
Rs.2000/- ka. Malik bahut
khush hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke salesman
ho.
Woh
aadmi
fishing rod
kharidane ayaa tha aur tumane usey
itna sara samaan bech diya, very good.
Ladka bola, woh aadmi to "Carefree sanitary pack" khridane ayaa
tha,
maine
kaha,
char din tu ghar
par kya karega, Machli pakad.



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[pramoong]

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