Listen Carefully

> Be careful when educating your daughter!!!.
> See what happened to a girl.
>
> Mother : When a stranger touches your upper part, tell him " don't ".
> If he touches your bottom part, tell him to "Stop".
> Next day, the daughter was molested and the mother was very furious,
> she asked the daughter why she did not tell the person to stop.
> Her daughter answered: "That man starts touching me Up & down and so I
> said " Don't Stop".
>
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some QA
>
> > Q:- What is the similarity between Girls and Aeroplane?
> > A:- Both have Cockpits.
> >
> > Q:- What is similarity between Tea and Girl ?
> > A:- Both are hot, Both have milk.
> >
> > Q:- What is the difference between Ship and Girl?
> > A:- The Ship cuts through water and the Girl waters through cut.
> >
> > Q:- Why did Gandhi wear dhoti without Underwear ?
> > A:- Freedom (of) movement.
> >
> > Q:- What did Egyptian Boy say to Roman Girl ?
> > A:- Come behind the Pyramid and I will make you a mummy.
> >
> > Q:- what is the diff b/w gun & girl
> > A:- gun is loaded before firing girl is loaded after firing
> >
> > Q:- what is the diff b/w girl in a church & girl in a bathroom
> > A:- girl in church has her soul full of hope girl in bathroom has her
> > hole full of soap
> >
> > Q:- What is the similarity between Cassette & Girl
> > A:- You can use them on either side.
> >
> > Q:- b/w Gandhi'G and bra
> > A:- both worked for upliftment of downtrodurs
> >
> >
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At the Movies --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

One night, my date and I went to see a show at the local theater.
Apparently, due to being a late show, during the middle of the week, there
weren't many people in the room. We sat in the back, as usual, to get the
view of the picture and of the others that were watching it too.
Well, the movie that we were watching was a romantic thriller that was
going around (perhaps you heard of "9-1/2 weeks"?). The movie was starting
to get interesting, when as the actors started to get into one of the
make-out scenes, my date had placed her hand on my lap and started to rub
my throbbing member. I didn't expect this from this girl, since this was
our first date out, and guess that she was showing some interest, in both
the movie and myself.

I decided to take appropriate action; my hand moved onto her leg, and
started to trace it's way up under her skirt. I could feel her move, to
allow my hand better access to her privates. I stopped for a second; It
just came to me that she wasn't wearing any panties at all, and that my

fingers were touching her moist,dripping vulva. As I probed her canal with
one of my fingers, i could hear my zipper being undone and feel my
throbbing member being taken out of its restraints. after a few moments,
we were both masterbating each other, while the actors got into it on the
screen. We looked at each other, and must of thought the same thing....no
one was looking and the theater wasn't really packed...

She got up and sat down on my lap. I could feel her hands guiding my
pulsing rod inside of her dripping mound. As it was going in, she let out
a low moan, realizing that she dare not draw any attention to us. Finally,
she was sitting completely on my lap, with my rod completely buried inside
her. we started to rotate our hips, grinding ourselves together as the
movie was going on. Everytime that the something exotic was happening on
the screen, we'd both be turned on by it and change our rhythms to match
the feelings.

After a few moments, we both built ourselves up -- maybe due to the
excitement of being caught in the theater, or just doing it in a
non-private place. Our bodies trembled, as we both started to drench each
other with our respective juices. when the trembling stopped, i reached in
my pocket for a hanky, and we disengaged ourselves.

I cleaned myself up, as she reached into her purse for some napkins for
herself. We both continued to watch the movie, finding that it was
interesting that no one caught us in the act. After the movie was over, we
left the theater. This would be a night that we'd both remember.....

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Story. Carful

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone
handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around,
scanned the class looking for the guilty face.
Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class.The next day she
went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again
on the black board.

Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she
proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous
day's word.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word
on the board, but instead, found the words,

"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

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