When It's Ok to Fart In Public


1. In your boss' office as you are turning to leave.
Tip- Make sure it's a silent one
2. In a bathroom.
3. In a cashier's line - it might help to speed up things.
4. In an empty elevator before you get off.
5. Next to an occupied changing room - it may quickly become unoccupied.
6. In someone else's unoccupied cubicle at work.
7. While parachuting.
8. While scuba diving.
9. In the back seat of a patrol car if you are
arrested.
10. During interrogation if you're the one being interrogated.
11. In your car if you've been carjacked.
12. In the changing room when you're sure someone else is waiting his/her turn.
13. In your car once you've been pulled over..the cop may let you go quicker.
14. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.
15.While walking down a crowded hallway. Nobody will know whom to blame.