Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny
and a blind little snake. One day, the bunny was hopping through the
forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny
tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake
about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
you.

I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact,
I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite okay," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the
same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth. Tell you what, maybe I
could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least
you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the bunny.
So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're
covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you
have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny."

"Oh thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The
bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help
you the same way you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're scaly
and very smooth, you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say
you must be either a politician, a lawyer, or someone in upper management."