"Miss Jones, we can't hire you as a model," the
editor from the men's magazine explained. "It's
obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since
the hair between your legs is black."

The model picked up the magazine editors
bowling ball and slammed it down on his fingers.

"What the hell did you do that for!" he exploded.

She smiled sweetly and said, "Look at your fingers.
They're turning black, right? And they've only been
banged once..."