Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed
in a game on TV. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to
this, there's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to
swap his wife for a season tickets."

"Hmmm," her husband said, not bothering to look away from the
game.

Sarah said teasingly, "Would you swap me for season tickets?"

"Absolutely not," he said, "season's more than half over."
HELLO, NO SUPPER FOR THAT GUY, DAVE